Booooo!!!

March 16, 2009 / Posted by:

A judge has taken back the Blohan’s arrest warrant that was issued this past Friday after she reportedly fucked up her probation by not showing up to a booze ed class. Blohan’s lawyer apparently proved to the court that her absences were excused. Her lawyer said that she will enroll in another class and show proof of it on April 3rd. Cut to Blohan sucking on the judge’s genital lips. That’s how “misunderstandings” get cleared up.

After all that shit, this is what we get?! Boo! Where’s the Thelma & Louise-style car chase? The shoot out at her crack house of choice? Where’s White Oprah parading the streets in croco-tears?! I want my money back! Foolery! You don’t fuck with a bitch like that. I was promised cokey-filled drama and that’s not what I got.

The judge needs to examine the picture above. Blohan has to be breaking all sorts of international laws here. I mean, that baby now has a terrible case of coke breath from breathing in Blohan-laced oxygen. Issue another warrant and throw the cokey in the chokey!

Source: TMZ

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