Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller now have themselves a pair of prostitute tranny babies (Denise Richards words, not mine)!! The two twin boys came out kicking and screaming (I’m assuming, since Charlie is their dad) yesterday in Los Angeles.
UsWeekly says they named the boys Bob and Max. Bob and Max. Max and…BOB. BOB the baby!
Okay, I can co-sign the name Max, because almost everybody loves a Max! But Bob?! Not even a Robert. Just a Bob. It sounds like the name of a bald accountant with sweaty pits who spends his weekends at his timeshare in Florida and has a wife named Ethel who loves to make pineapple upside cake on Sundays. Bob Sheen is going to have a weird obsession with polo shirts in every color, be really good at golf and always smell like Gold Bond mixed with Old Spice. That’s my guess. That being said, Bob is a trillion times better than a Bronx Mowgli.
And I’m expecting Charlie, Brooke, Bob and Max to be sitting front row at Dancing with the Has-Beens this week to cheer on Auntie Denise Richards! Speaking of, do you hear a crazed banshee screaming the word “cunts” over and over again? Denise must have just found out the happy news.
P.S. – Start your clocks now. Charlie will be on to his next trick in two seconds flats. Kids cramp his whore style.