I Can’t Keep Up

March 15, 2009 / Posted by:

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore might be two boring unsalted peas in a pod again. Life & Style says The Mac Dude and Lispy went out on two dates in Los Angeles this past week after breaking up almost 8 months ago.

One nosy ass whore spotted the two acting all cuddly-like at Bar Marmont this past Thursday, “They couldn’t get enough of each other. I don’t think they even noticed that there were other people in the room! In between kisses it was all smiles and laughs.

And the next night, the microwaved pieces of jicama were rubbing each other over dead fish at Ike in Hollywood, “They sat at the sushi bar and ordered Sake and dinner. They were both in a great mood. They were smiling ear to ear the whole time, and laughing and looking they were so happy they were going to burst.

The last time I checked in with Lispy, she was riding the Jason Segel pony. And Justin Long was bumping it with Ginnifer Goodwin. I think. Or maybe Drew was chomping on Ginnifer and Jason Segel was getting a little bit of The Long? And I’m sure Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson fit in there somewhere. They always do.

These boring whores of Hollywood always leave me so confuseded. It’s like one big steamed vegetable key party. In related news, I don’t remember the last time I ate a vegetable that wasn’t fried or covered in melted cheese or mayonnaise. There’s no reason to be concerned, right?

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