Blohan’s Twitters Are Just As Crazy As She Is

March 15, 2009 / Posted by:

An anonymous ho has been sending around screen caps from Blohan’s supposed secret Twitter account, sevinnyne (SamRo’s is jackdaniels9). The anonymous ho says that yesterday morning, after partying until 4:30am, Blohan had a Tweeter freak out until 8 in the morning. She must have stepped out of the hazy white cloud for a quick minute, because she deleted all these messages, but the anonymous ho managed to screen cap them before she did.

Anonymous Ho added that some of them have been cropped, but one of her crazier ones reads in full: “should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don’t know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY”

It’s like a Courtney Love blog mated with a Kanye West blog rant. If you put your nose up to the screen and snort really hard, you might get a little buzz.

But I want to know how she’s able to Twitter shit that’s longer than 250 characters?! I always want to drown myself in a crack pipe whenever Twitter cuts my ass off at 250! Blohan must have the secret.

My favorite line in all of this has to be “la needs better restaurants.” Through all the amazing craziness she has a fucking moment of clarity. Although, L.A. does have In-N-Out and Claim Jumper, so all is not lost.

Below are the caps from Blohan’s alleged leaked Twitter. And if you want to see a cap of her leaky twatter, (NSFL) click here.

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