Lily Allen needs to stop throwing fists and use her hands to throw this whole entire fugness on her body into the incinerator. Or at least donate it to a local memaw who will know the correct way to wear the fuck out of this ensemble. This really does look like an elderly ho’s stoop sale busted a load all over Lily.
That sweater dress doesn’t belong on a person. It belongs on a pillow on the sofa in some old queen’s Palm Spring’s vacation home with a bison frise named “Frances Ethel Gumm” chewing at it. And I can’t even comment on the FUGGS in the room. My feelings on that subject have been heard loud and LOUDER.
This is Lily leaving some hotel in London with a smile on her face, because a court ordered a couple of pappies to stop bothering her ass. On Thursday, Lily attacked some pappies with her hands and a water bottle after they knocked into her car. There were reports that if the pappies decided to cry to the police about it, Lily could lose her US Visa which would mean her US tour would be canceled. Her spokeswhore said the tour has not been affected at all.
Lily’s lawyer issued this statement yesterday: “In a court hearing that took place this afternoon, my client, Lily Allen, has resolved issues surrounding her constant harassment with two picture agencies and has also obtained from the High Court an injunction restraining further harassment of her by other paparazzi photographers.”
But yet Lily is free to continue to harass our eyes with outfits that should never see the light of anything. The world is not a fair place.