The two rabid cokey beavers known as HoHan and SamRo apparently went to war today and it got so fucking messy that the cops had to be called. One of those coketards even broke a front window. Blohan probably flipped out because SamRo plugged the toilet trying to flush down the bad shit after the po po came a knocking. So SamRo’s favorite dildo went out the window!
The police rang the doorbell and expected to be asked in for tea and crumpets, but that shit didn’t happen. Those rude motherfuckers didn’t even answer. TMZ says that the cops were also trying to serve Blohan with the arrest warrant that was issued last night.
After ringing that shit for a while, the cops finally left SamRo’s front door, paced the driveway for a bit and finally quit that bitch. Word is that HoHan’s lawyer set her up with a court hearing on Monday morning to deal with fucking up her probation, so she probably won’t get arrested this weekend. But if HoHan even sticks one of her caca-covered toes out in public, she could end up in handcuffs. So if bitch is smart (which she isn’t) she’ll keep her face in SamRo’s hot bran muffin until Monday.
Blohan’s lawyer told People that the whole arrest warrant thing is just a misunderstanding and they’ll settle it in court on Monday. Her lawyer said: “Since her case was resolved, Ms. Lohan has been in compliance with all the terms and conditions of her probation and all orders of the court. The warrant issued on Friday was, in our view, born out of a misunderstanding which I am confident I can clear up next week.”
It’s always a misunderstanding with these stupid ass celebwhores. If it was one of us, that door would have been broken down and our asses would have been dragged out screaming about how it’s going to be massacuh if they don’t let us go! By midnight our lips would be on concrete and our asses would be in the air. Real fucking talk!