Thom Yorke Can’t Be Bothered

Radiohead were the damn princes of the Grammys and everyone wanted to lick up their ass juices. Unfortunately, they didn’t feel the same way. Both Miley Cyrus and Kanye West whined about how the big bad meanies of Radiohead gave them a GET THE FUCK OUT enema after they both requested to meet the band.

Miley went on a radio station to whimper about the whole thing. It’s so haaaard being a Disney whore! She said, “I’m like, these are the people I really want to meet. I’d freak out. They’re my rock gods. These are the only people that I would cry over…My manager asked and said, ‘Miley’s really obsessed. And they were like, ‘We don’t really do that.’ “I left ’cause I was so upset. I wasn’t going to watch. Stinkin’ Radiohead! I’m gonna ruin them, I’m going to tell everyone.”

Well, Radiohead has ruined her with just a handful of words. When asked about Miley’s tantrum, Thom Yorke told UsWeekly, “When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.” Cue Miley’s response, “Entitle whut? Oh, tell that stinker mah car is bought an’ paid fo’”

Thom doesn’t know Miley the same way we all do. He’s giving her way too much credit. That hillbilly trucker-voiced prostitot is never going to grow up.

And I think Thom Yorke is flirting with us now by saying amazing shit like that. Bust that wonk and keep the fightin’ words coming.