They Should Be Wearing Tights

March 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Linda Hogan’s Mickey Mouse lawyer was holding a stupid press conference after a divorce hearing in Florida yesterday when Hulk Hogan crashed that shit and verbally tried to smackdown his ass. They are all trash, but when Hulk Hogan makes you look like the bigger bag of dildos, it’s time to retire to the nearest landfill.

Linda’s lawyer failed twice during this brawl of words. The first was when Hulk reminded him that he gave his son an autograph. The second was when he threw a funny party and nobody showed up. After Hulk storms out to dip his head in a bowl of cold peroxide, the lawyer jokes, “Now I know what it’s like to be in the WWE now….” The dumb bitch was looking for a little chuck and all he got was crickets and a GONG!

By the way, is that a mop of polyester on the head of Hulk’s lawyer? I think we found the secret love child of Kim Zolciak’s pound puppy wig.

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