RiRi rolled out of the shower (or is that pomade smegma?), slipped on some WTFish boots and headed to some meeting in NYC this afternoon with her permanent sunglasses on. Yeah, they don’t come off.
Since RiRi is in my neighborhood, I feel it’s my duty to sweep that bitch up, take her to the lobby of the HoJo’s at Penn Station and perform an acoustic version of Pebbles “Girlfriend“ for her. Bitch needs to listen to the message. After that, I’d find a talent show to enter her ass into, because it looks like she can do a fucking serious Morris Day impersonation. The prize money will be mine!
In other Ike & Turner 2.0 news, People says there is and never was a duet between the two as was previously reported. A source said that Chris and RiRi recorded a demo of a song last year, but that shit was never meant to be a duet for them. The source added, “Nothing has been recorded by Chris and Rihanna together since February.”
Translation: One of their whores finally got fucked in the ass with the clue stick and put a stop to that fuckery.