Morning Wood

March 13, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jon Stewart bends Jim Cramer over, slaps that ass and then butt fucks the bullshit out of him without lube – Videogum

Hayden Panatroll can smile and give me cupcakes, but she will always be a bitch! – Celebitchy

They told her there was a third world orphan waiting on the roof – Socialite Life

Rose McGowan still exists – Popoholic

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s contract really is up and they aren’t re-negotiating – I’m Not Obsessed

Everyone is dying on Dancing with the Has-Beens, basically – E! Online

Stuff him in a rocket launcher and send him on his way – The Sun

It’s confirmed that Ike & Tina 2.0 have recorded the grossest song in the world – ICYDK

Jada Pinkett Smith to teach kiddies all about Thetans, barley water, brainwashing and de-gaying! – AP

Instant face-lifts on eBay will instantly make you look like you’ve just walked out of the Mickey Rourke School of Beauty – Urlesque

Kerry Katona is getting rid of another tit in her life – Holy Moly!

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