Morning Wood

March 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Jon Stewart bends Jim Cramer over, slaps that ass and then butt fucks the bullshit out of him without lube – Videogum

Hayden Panatroll can smile and give me cupcakes, but she will always be a bitch! – Celebitchy

They told her there was a third world orphan waiting on the roof – Socialite Life

Rose McGowan still exists – Popoholic

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer’s contract really is up and they aren’t re-negotiating – I’m Not Obsessed

Everyone is dying on Dancing with the Has-Beens, basically – E! Online

Stuff him in a rocket launcher and send him on his way – The Sun

It’s confirmed that Ike & Tina 2.0 have recorded the grossest song in the world – ICYDK

Jada Pinkett Smith to teach kiddies all about Thetans, barley water, brainwashing and de-gaying! – AP

Instant face-lifts on eBay will instantly make you look like you’ve just walked out of the Mickey Rourke School of BeautyUrlesque

Kerry Katona is getting rid of another tit in her life – Holy Moly!

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