If Only She’d Just Float The Fuck Away

March 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Lady CaCa looked like a giant butt nugget surrounded by fart bubbles at the opening night of her tour in San Diego last night. This might have worked if there were hamsters in each bubble. Rabid hamsters that would have broke out of their bubbles and mauled her face, which would have been an improvement.

The Empress of Lucite is lying in a pool of tears at the sight of those exquisite lucite heels being wasted on Lady CaCa. This is not what Shauna Sand had in mind for the future of lucite!

In all honestly, if Bjork was wearing this Don Ho shit, I’d probably get on my eyes and worship her. But it’s not Bjork, it’s Lady CaCa, so it looks like just a pile of queef bubbles on a big turd.

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