It’s Friday the 13th which means your ass better stay away from the evil today. Wait, that includes this blog. I mean, stay away from dark-sidedness. Ugh. That also includes this shit. Okay, just don’t cross a Jacko, an Olsen, a CHERYL BURKE, a Katherine Heigl, an UGG, a CROC or a Vadge and you should be safe. Better yet, don’t even look at these pictures of Jacko trying to keep his nose in check while leaving a medical center in Beverly Hills yesterday.
You must resist the urge to slather your monitor in cocoa butter in hopes that Jacko’s crocoskin will soak some of that shit up. Seriously, it’s not normal that you could use his hands to sand the fuck out of a splintered wooden table. I hope he doubles up on the gloves when he holds the children.
Happy Friday the 13th everyone! If you liberally cleanse your insides with the nectar of the gods (aka vodka) today, everything will be alright!