Karl Lagerfeld is obviously disgusted by the fact that the cake is so FAT – Lainey Gossip
Mena Suvari has Legoman hair – Hollywood Tuna
Bar Rafaeli can’t breathe oxygen unless she’s wearing a bikini – Egotastic!
EZ-Comb’s new spokesmodel – Cityrag
Jewel’s wonkafied cleavage (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Nicole Richie wearing one of Mrs. Roper’s old ones – Popsugar
OctoMommy could use all that toilet paper to wipe the shit that comes out of her mouth – OMG!
Peta wants to make tofu using George Clooney’s sweat. When do we eat?! – Hollywood Rag
Hugh Jackmeoff and a Japanese game show host go to second base together – Towleroad
Nicole Kidman and Sunday Rose’s matching frozen heads – Just Jared
Jacko should take that money and get a face transplant before it falls off for good – Idolator
These rumors again: Brit Brit’s pussy might be hanging out on Jason Trawick’s face – Scandalist