Afternoon Crumbs

March 13, 2009 / Posted by:

Karl Lagerfeld is obviously disgusted by the fact that the cake is so FAT – Lainey Gossip

Mena Suvari has Legoman hair – Hollywood Tuna

Bar Rafaeli can’t breathe oxygen unless she’s wearing a bikini – Egotastic!

EZ-Comb’s new spokesmodel – Cityrag

Jewel’s wonkafied cleavage (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Nicole Richie wearing one of Mrs. Roper’s old ones – Popsugar

OctoMommy could use all that toilet paper to wipe the shit that comes out of her mouth – OMG!

Peta wants to make tofu using George Clooney’s sweat. When do we eat?! – Hollywood Rag

Hugh Jackmeoff and a Japanese game show host go to second base together – Towleroad

Nicole Kidman and Sunday Rose’s matching frozen heads – Just Jared

Jacko should take that money and get a face transplant before it falls off for good – Idolator

These rumors again: Brit Brit’s pussy might be hanging out on Jason Trawick’s face – Scandalist

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