When Lily Allen Attacks!

March 12, 2009 / Posted by:

File this under: This bitch needs to spend some time with her bong (and her stylist needs to spend less time with it).

Lily Allen got pap slappy in London today. Homegirl went crazy on a mob of pappies after one of them bumped into her car. Bitch got out of her car, flew a water bottle at one pap and then slapped at another. Right Hook Lily had to be taken away by her security.

You know, I would be filled with all sorts of anger if I was wearing that shit. JUST LOOK. Scan your eyes down. If your eyes haven’t burned off, you know what the real crime here is. Ug-Ug-UGGGGGGGS!!!! And she’s actually slapping something else while wearing FUGGS! Bitch needs to turn that fist around and hit herself! Hit herself in the damn eyes for wearing that shit. Then she needs to punch at those FUGGS, rip them off and douse them in water. Lock this ho up and throw away the key. The act of Fuggery is a criminal offense!

Looking at this whole outfit is making me want to whoop a trick. And I love how her security guard is just thinking “This bitch again….” as he slowly pulls her away.

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