Open Post: Hosted By The Shoe-Fucking Turtle

March 12, 2009 / Posted by:

No, this isn’t a sex tape of JLo and Skeletor shot the night they conceived the Dragon Tale Twins. Although, I totally thought it was. It’s a turtle air fucking a slutty ass shoe and make it his whore!

Was the close-up of the turtle’s peen really damn necessary? It reminds me of my last boyfriend. So does the baby coo it makes while it’s trying to hit that shoe from the front. I went through several “therapy” sessions with Dr. Jack Daniels to forget that horrific memory. It kind of looks like a claw on Parasite Hilton’s feet.

(Thanks Stephanie, THANKS)

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