Morning Wood
March 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Get Chicken Cutlets’ legal management team on the phone! – Scandalist
Two assholes I completely forgot existed broke up a while ago – Celebitchy
E! needs to clean their nose. They got a little holy poopy on the tip – ICYDK
This is news: Kerry Katona changes her Facebook status to “single” – Holy Moly!
Dear Peaches Geldof, you have a vagina so he wasn’t hitting on you – Popdirt
QUICK! Close the beaches of Hawaii and declare it toxic before more innocent people are infected – Celebrity Smack
Chris Brown is about to tell all his “people” to BEAT IT – Socialite Life
God hates figs – Buzzfeed
The spin-offs to need spin the fuck out of here – I’m Not Obsessed
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