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March 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Get Chicken Cutlets’ legal management team on the phone! – Scandalist

Two assholes I completely forgot existed broke up a while ago – Celebitchy

E! needs to clean their nose. They got a little holy poopy on the tip – ICYDK

This is news: Kerry Katona changes her Facebook status to “single” – Holy Moly!

Dear Peaches Geldof, you have a vagina so he wasn’t hitting on you – Popdirt

QUICK! Close the beaches of Hawaii and declare it toxic before more innocent people are infected – Celebrity Smack

Chris Brown is about to tell all his “people” to BEAT IT – Socialite Life

God hates figs – Buzzfeed

The spin-offs to need spin the fuck out of here – I’m Not Obsessed

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