IN THIS ECONOMY
Empty out your weekend booze and morning after pill fund, because Posh needs our help! Yesterday she wore the exact same outfit she wore back in November. Sell your kids! If you don’t have any, steal one and sell it, because Not-So-Posh can’t be going broke! If there’s only one rich cunt in this world, it has to be Posh! She can’t become Po’ Posh!
Look at her! She’s even disgusted with herself. Okay, she always has that “I’ve got the hard shits” look on her face, but this time I’m really feeling it. How is the world letting this happen? It’s not like she needs anymore for food. Seriously, the government needs to bail this bitch out.
Here’s Posh looking like the spirit of Rosemary Woodhouse in the body of a ladyboy alien while shuffling through Heathrow yesterday.