From The “Fuck Yes” Files

March 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Normally when it’s announced that a movie is turning into a gay ass musical spectacular, I get the dry heaves in my asshole, but this shit right here has made my life. Andy Fickman of Reefer Madness fame is putting together a musical based on the 1988 life-changing epic Heathers. Andy, Kevin Murphy and Larry O’Keefe have been working on this shit for a while now. They hope to get it up on Broadway by 2010.

Andy said, “‘I love my dead gay son.’ If you can get that into a song, then that is just perfect.”

Broadway wouldn’t be my first choice for this shit. It would be even better if they did it with an all-tranny cast at a dinner theater in Sprinboro, Ohio.

Seriously, think about the possibilities if they don’t fuck it up. I mean, dancing BBQ CornNuts, a singing Martha Dumptruck (Andy Milonakis in his stage debut) and a riveting ballad called “Fuck Me Gently With a Chainsaw” (now I know where THEY got the idea)…this might be amazing.

Then again, it also might be a giant puddle of hot vom. And bulimia’s so ’87.

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