Today’s dumb bitch of the day is a soggy sea creature from a land called Pretentia who, despite what she says, hasn’t taken a real good dump in a long ass time. It explains why she’s so full of POOP.
In Fishsticks Paltrow’s latest GOOP newsletter, the all-knowing and always-perfect piece of snobbery spelled two bitch’s names wrong! Okay, I know I’m the last ho who should be calling a bitch out on their spelling mistakes since I have the spelling skills of a shoe-fucking turtle, but it’s rich coming from this hag. This hag who believes she can do no wrong. Couldn’t she hire a damn slave to check this crap?
You know what’s going to happen? Seth ROGEN and SOFIA Coppola will both issue statements saying that they are now changing their names to Rogan and Sophia. They realize that’s the way they were meant to spell their names all along. Fishy showed them the light. WATCH.
Here’s the owner of the biggest ass stick giving her signature smug face while wearing a Kabbalalahalalalaah bracelet in London last night.