Don’t Count The Woz Out!

March 12, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

That CHERYL BURKE really is made of pure evil ~~and lard.~~ How dare she cast a black spell on that poor innocent teddy bear of a man! The Woz waddled out of practice with Karina Smirnoff Ice yesterday wearing a cast on his leg! I just know Mop Head made his leg quit that bitch. It probably relieved because holding up all that man isn’t an easy job. I think Caterpillar has passed on that job a few times.

The Woz will not be the latest Dancing with the Has-Beens’ victim! This cannot happen. I will pray light tea candles around my MacBook and pray through the night that his leg decides to start fully working again. The Woz may be broken down, but those chichis are looking mighty succulent.

In other Dancing with the Trash news, the curse might have finally backfired! Access Hollywood says that Mop Head’s partner, the naked hot dude form Sex & the City, effed up his shoulder. His spokesbitch said, “His shoulder was hurt on Monday, but we just found out yesterday.”

CHERYL BURKE forced him to lift her ass without the help of a lifting belt or crane, right?! Bitch requires heavy lifting! Hos need to proceed with caution.

Tags: Dancing With The Has-Beens

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