Which feisty singer has an insatiable appetite for toe sucking? Her bemused boyfriends are ordered to wash their feet before every bed session. (3am Girls)
This shit comes from the UK, so I’ll say Lily Allen or Wino? Actually, Wino wouldn’t want them to wash it. She likes that jam!
Which newly engaged lesbian would be horrified to discover her main squeeze has been sleeping around … with men? (Gatecrasher)
Cat Cora?! No, they are both knocked up. I’ll guess Queen Laqueefah?
Janice Dickinson?! But that bitch is straight up aged already.
Which star keeps the knickers of his conquests as trophies? His current squeeze nearly dumped him when she found a drawer full of girls’ panties. (3am Girls)
Which “Celebrity Apprentice” was such a boozebag behind the scenes that all alcohol had to be removed from the set? (Gatecrasher)
The better question would be, who wasn’t? But I’ll guess Andrew Dice Clay or The Rodman?
Could it be that a certain bearded lady is sporting a bit of stubble? So say sources close to the buoyant babe who tell me that she’s moved on from her messy marital machinations by stepping out with a well-known gay blade who’s dated his share of Sapphic senoritas. When the pretty palomino began showing off her legal eagle stud to friends, they warned the dazed ditz that she’s repeating her past mistakes. She simply laughed and says, “Don’t you think I’d know if he was gay?” Umm…NO! (Billy Masters)
Vadge was my first guess, but the “legal eagle” shit must mean it’s probably Dan Abrams? Dan is currently dating Squinty Zellweger. Squinty will never learn!