Afternoon Crumbs

March 12, 2009 / Posted by:

Hide your daughters? More like hide your unicorns and rainbows! – Towleroad

Matt Damon looks like Spencer Pratt in 5 years – Popsugar

Arlo Weiner is my fashion inspiration – GQ

Prince for Target: I’ll take 3 of each (just in case they stain easily) – Crunk + Disorderly

Beyonce’s tittays look like two partially microwaved Snickers bars – Egotastic!

Parasite Hilton and her long-lost twin – Hollywood Tuna

And Julia Roberts looks like she’s terrified too – Hollywood Rag

Ottawa loves the Muff, hates Underwears Lainey Gossip

You know you want to drizzle hot sauce on this and take a bite (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

OctoMommy really is rich. Bitch shops at Target! – Just Jared

Fat pussies got it made – Cityrag

Come on, just tickle him with your tongue. Come on! – ONTD

Pop the bong! Cheech Marin is engaged – People

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