Afternoon Crumbs
Hide your daughters? More like hide your unicorns and rainbows! – Towleroad
Matt Damon looks like Spencer Pratt in 5 years – Popsugar
Arlo Weiner is my fashion inspiration – GQ
Prince for Target: I’ll take 3 of each (just in case they stain easily) – Crunk + Disorderly
Beyonce’s tittays look like two partially microwaved Snickers bars – Egotastic!
Parasite Hilton and her long-lost twin – Hollywood Tuna
And Julia Roberts looks like she’s terrified too – Hollywood Rag
Ottawa loves the Muff, hates Underwears – Lainey Gossip
You know you want to drizzle hot sauce on this and take a bite (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
OctoMommy really is rich. Bitch shops at Target! – Just Jared
Fat pussies got it made – Cityrag
Come on, just tickle him with your tongue. Come on! – ONTD
Pop the bong! Cheech Marin is engaged – People