What Do You Expect?

March 11, 2009 / Posted by:

The gremlin gymnast known as Hayden Pantyairs is making life shit for Milo Ventimiglia on the set of Heroes ever since they broke up. That’s what OK! Magazine claims. According to some friend (yeah, what a wonderful fucking friend), Hayden is trying to get her former fuck times partner kicked off the show.

The friend said, “She refuses to be on the set at the same time as him. She is making it difficult for everyone involved. He’s not going to play any games or stoop to her level.”

The troll’s speaking bitch says this rumor is made of lies. And the only way Milo can stoop to her level is if he jumps into the basement with the Basement Horse.

Hayden should quit trying to so hard. Milo is going to get kicked off the show soon, but so is everybody else, because that shit is headed to the toilet bowl any day now. She should spend her times wrestling pigs or whatever the hell she likes to do.

And what does Milo expect? Hayden is a fucking toddler. This is how they behave when they get their toys taken away. Bitch is also probably calling him from a blocked phone in the middle of the night, riding her Big Wheel by his house at all hours and breaking into his e-mail to write herself notes as him that say shit like “You are the most beautiful troll in the world. I want to stick you on my pencil and carry you around forever.” True fact. I’ve done the last one, minus the troll shit.

This is why you shouldn’t shit where you eat. You know, I’ve never understood that saying. Who hasn’t gone caca while eating? Don’t lie! It’s too early for that. I mean, you’re sitting there, bored and it’s going to come out anyway.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >