Shiloh Is Helping Suri Escape

March 11, 2009 / Posted by:

OK! Magazine says that the chosen one and the robot one will soon have themselves a little “tea party.” Stepford Katie came up with the idea when she ran into the holy ones at a Golden Globes party a while back. Tommy Girl is also into it, but you know he’d rather have a private teabag party with Brad.

Some source said that Katie also wants Suri to start hanging out with girls her age instead of creepy adults, but because of security reasons not just anyone can come over. The source went on to yap, “Katie loves entertaining and spoke to Angelina about having an at-home tea party with cupcakes for the girls. Katie told Angelina she just knew Suri and Shiloh are going to get along fantastically well.

The source also says Zahara is also invited, but you know that girl wants nothing to do with that crazy alien shit. Zahara already gave a big “NO THANKS” to the invite, because drinking barley water is not her idea of a good time.

And I doubt it’s a tea party. Suri knows that Shiloh has snuck out of her ivory tower a few times before, so she’s trying to get her help so she can finally make a break for it. Shiloh’s going to bring over saucers with maps on the bottom of them and a tablecloth that doubles as a parachute.

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