RiRi Surfaces!

March 11, 2009 / Posted by:

RiRi is back on the scene, just a few weeks after Chris Brown beat some horns into her tenhead. The Princess of the Universe hit Coco de Ville last night without her very own pocket Ike Turner. TMZ says RiRi stayed inside for 4 hours and kept her bruise covering shades on the entire time. RiRi probably spent her time busting drinks into her mouth hole and beating the Anna Mae out of that dancefloor!

It’s really fucking hard to write a RiRi/Brown post without it being filled with puns. It’s inevitable. The word “clubbing” fits in there somewhere.

After she finished smashing up the club, she got into a red pick-up truck with Heather Mills in the passenger seat. I’m serious. It took me a few more Sanka swigs to realize that the blonde chick was not Heather. She has the same cunty face and says “hello there” the same way Heather does.

RiRi needs to take off the sunglasses already and walk towards the exit. This whole situation is starting to fuck with her money!! Yesterday, some whores in line at the Duane Read said that because RiRi walked back into the fist, they are quitting her ass for good. And a lot of whores are saying this.

P.S. – I hate whoever was playing “My Sharona” in that clip above. I hated that song then, I hate it now and I will continue to hate it all day, because it’s now stuck in my head.

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