Open Post: Hosted By Joe Montana’s Crotch Grabbing Son

March 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The need to gently cup the peen is in the air, because this is the second crotch grab of the day. It comes courtesy of Joe Montana’s (he used to play football or something) 18-year-old son Nate Montana. Nate gave a little love to the goods while on vacation in Hawaii. Every now and again you just got to give a little “hi” to tell it you’re thinking of it.

And don’t blink at all today while you’re out whoring, because you might miss a dick grab. That shit is floating around and it’s the little things that keep your wet parts humming.

Here’s Nate with his daddy a couple of days ago. Yes, I’d hit Nate, especially in those Camp Beverly Hills shorts. And yes, I’d hit Joe at the same time. Hey, if they don’t touch or look at each other, it’s not wrong!

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