Where was Peta when you really, really (the only time) needed them?! There’s a sack of flour somewhere waiting to unload itself all over this butchery!
The models at Jean-Charles de Castelbajac’s fashion show in Paris last night walked down the runway wearing the decapitated heads and hides of our beloved Muppet friends. Even Fozzie. NOT FOZZIE! They didn’t even try to fuck with Miss Piggy, because that hardcore bitch bites and doesn’t let go!
Cut to Solange Knowles in a Toys ‘R Us somewhere feverishly chopping the heads off of Kermits.