Morning Wood
March 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Brit Brit gets the toe Cheeto jam cleaned off. Do you think she made a sandwich out of it for later? – Socialite Life
Dick slap me if you’ve heard this before… Jennifer Aniston.. (yes, you have) – Celebitchy
Ellen is made of awesome, Diddy is made of ass water – I’m Not Obsessed
I woke up this morning and decided I wanted a hot peen for breakfast. Geri Halliwell woke up and decided she didn’t want to be married – Holy Moly!
Spoiler Alert! Who’s getting handcuffed on Gossip Girl? And that cop is making the “someone dropped a fart bomb” face – SOW
One of the Housewives of NYC got her ass laid off – ICYDK
The one and only Tori Amos has returned – Popbytes
Colombia’s favorite cover girl – Celebslam
Barbie’s Malibu dream house is a nightmare – LAist
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