Kelly Clarkson Washes While Whizzing

March 11, 2009 / Posted by:

Blender Magazine asked the tough questions to Kelly Clarkson. They asked her if she goes pee pee while washing herself in the shower. Kelly’s answer? “Anybody who says they don’t pee in the shower is lying.”

Kelly is right. We all do it. Don’t. Don’t lie. Don’t. We all do. I mean, you’re standing there and the showerhead is raining on you. Your pee hole gets a little jealous, so it starts raining too. Everyone gets in on the fun and there’s smiles everywhere!

I even get a sick satisfaction imagining my pee running down the drain, traveling through the pipes and pouring back out through another showhead on some random bitch’s face. It’s like we’re all doing golden showers to each other. Sucio ass bitches. The lot of us!

P.S. – That Lady CaCa quote makes me want to vom, shit and piss in the shower.

VIA OK! Magazine

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