Eva Herzigova’s Piece Grabs His Piece

March 11, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s a good thing that Gregorio Marsiaj is hand hugging his own peen, because if Eva Herzigova tried, she’d probably poke his off dick head with one of her damn bones. Or her wrist could snap off and that would just kill the moment. I mean, she’s basically the size of a pencil dick. Homegirl could put a colored condom (not even magnum-sized) over her whole body, add a belt and then hit the town.

Seriously, somebody in these pictures needs to feed this ho a sand pie filled with sea crabs for protein. But I shouldn’t put on the hate too much, because her bony ass landed a semi-hot Italian millionaire. And how much do you want to make a bet that when Gregorio was a teenager he was caught jacking off to the skeleton in science class more than once?

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