Chicken Cutlets vs. The Empress Of Lucite

March 11, 2009 / Posted by:

International supermodel, silver screen star, Hot Babe of the Millennium, head decorator and battered women’s activist Phoebe Price famewhored the streets of Beverly Hills with plastic OctoMommy lips and said she went to Shauna Sand‘s plastic surgeon. Chicken Cutlets has sharpened her bone and declared war on my Empress of Lucite!!! WHY?! This is like fucking Sophie’s Choice! Now I know how Wendy Crewson felt in The Good Son. This is a choice I could never ever make. Cutlets or lucite? I can’t live without either them. Don’t make me do this, PP! You are hurting my insides slowly. Make cutlets, not war! STAINS, look into my eyes and show me the light!

Here’s PP looking like the dehydrated love child of The Joker and Poison Ivy while working the ho stroll with fellow street poser Jennifer Elise Cox yesterday.

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