Was Chris Cheating On RiRi With A Cougar?

March 10, 2009 / Posted by:

The madness never ends. TMZ thinks they found the ho who sent the ten million page text message to Chris Brown that triggered the you know what. When RiRi read the message, she slapped Chris and that’s when he Ike Turnered (thanks, Khia) her ass.

According to some police sources, the trick is Chris’ 40-year-old manager Tina Davis. Chris was rumored to be licking on Tina’s cougar pussy when he was just 16. So I guess she Letourneaud him? Chris and Cougar Tina both denied they were ever blowing jizz balls on each other.

The affidavit states the text message was about the two doing sexy times later on. It also states it was “from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.

The executives at Lifetime must be cumming through their nipples about all of this. I mean, domestic abuse AND now child touching? Get Rebecca Glasscock (as Rihanna), Emmanuel Lewis (as Chris Brown) and Wayne Brady (as Tina) on set! We’ve got a mini-series to make!

In other Ike & Tina 2.0 news, E! says that Chris and RiRi are recording a duet together to be on his Greatest HITS album. I’m guessing it will be a cover of He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) or I Want To Beat You Harder (a redo of I Want To Take You Higher).

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