Morning Wood
March 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Reason #4,567 why Yahoo! Answers is the only thing the internet needs. Somebody please help this girl out! She’s got a humidipussy!- Buzzfeed
Somewhere in the world is a sad Rosie O’Donnell. She thought she was the only Trump-approved loser – Celebitchy
Vince Vaughn looks like he smells like bacon grease and farts infused with brisket – ICYDK
Sister Dumb Fuck and Father Douchetard – SOW
Ho down, possums up! Jamie Lynn Spears is going country – Popbytes
Anne Heche is divorced, still crazy – Socialite Life
Kimorazilla had a commitment ceremony with her hot piece man in Africa – I’m Not Obsessed
Stepford Katie’s Scientology diaries – ONTD
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