It’s Peen Time!

March 10, 2009 / Posted by:

It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve had some peen on this here site. It’s been dry. So smother your monitor with lube and get ready. This peen is courtesy of Eric (the trick of the left) from the Amazing Race 7 and 9.

Eric confirmed to L.A. Rag Mag that he squeezed the Twinkie (until the cream popped) on webcam. He told them, “Yeah, I did a jerk session for some girl who apparently took some stills. Could be worse.” Okay, enough stupid talk. The wang and lotion is after the jump. And I shouldn’t have to tell you, but unless you work at the place who publishes the sperm cookbook, this shit is NSFW. JUMP TO THE PEEEEEEEN!!!

The dick will work. But mostly I love how he shows us the jizz of his labor at the end. It’s like a PSA for sperm. “This is your penis. This is what comes out of your penis after you touch it a lot. Any questions?” Thank you, Teacher Eric! Now give me an F in your class. F is for Fuckmewhereitswrong!

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