Brit Brit and her peek-a-boo pussy spent a little time with her chirruns at a hotel pool in Miami yesterday. You know, she needs to relax her ham hocks a bit, because she’s been so busy mouthing words to songs and teaching kiddies amazing new words like “pussy” at her concerts.
Methinks this is the same pool where Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were first photographed together last year. Ergh. Why do I know such things? Why can’t there be a place where we can go to get this kind of shit erased and replaced with more important things like being able to remember every Pop Tart flavor ever made. Hmmm. Maybe LSD can do that. I’ll check.
Here’s more of Brit Brit with her boys yesterday afternoon. Our Lady of Cheetos never got in the pool, because she’s banned. If they get a floater in the pool, they’ll have to shut the whole thing down and they’re not going to take that chance by letting her in.