This Bitch: Hayden Panatroll Edition

March 9, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re something called a Hayden Panettiere, don’t go around acting like you’re hot caca. Because you’re fucking not. Apparently, at some event in Hawaii this past weekend, the angry Gremlin brought her cunt show to the red carpet.

UsWeekly says that at a benefit for the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation in Honolulu, Hayden flipped out at photographers and reporters. Before posing for pictures, she yelled “Back up!” When a TV reported touched her on the shoulder to get her attention, Hayden screamed, “Don’t you ever touch me!” Hayden finally had enough, but before she stomped off, she told reporters, “You all make my life miserable!”

She’s even making the whales cry!

Somebody stick this troll on the end of a pencil and shove her into the bottom drawer. I swear. She should have stomped into that rehab hospital and checked herself in. Bitch needs to eat a large piece of Valium pie (delicious!) and chill out in a Calgon bath. But I’d probably be all sorts of cunty too if I was no longer riding the Milo peen express.

Here’s the angry troll arriving at LAX yesterday with Darin Brooks from Days of Our Lives. How does she keep landing sort-of hot dudes? These dudes must have a fetish for mutant gymnasts or something.

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