W Magazine should have spent less time making Drew Barrymore’s face look like it’s made out of porcelain and sold on QVC, and more time Photoshopping some VO5 hot oil on her mop. If you want hair like Drew’s, just visit a damn barn. Shit.
If Drew ever finds herself in the same room as Pony Parker, she shouldn’t be surprised when Pony starts snacking on her straw nest.
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