Morning Wood

March 9, 2009 / Posted by:

Blasphemy: Jessica Biel tucked her dick in to play Jessica Rabbit on SNL. She’s not bad, she’s just fucking awful! – Popoholic

Hasn’t Travis Barker been through enough? – Celebitchy

The Mighty O’s advice for RiRi….ten million years later – I’m Not Obsessed

A face that only a cum shot could love – ICYDK

Home Sweet ShitholeUrlesque

Peaches Geldof needs to shut the dick up already – Holy Moly!

Confirmed: Dakota Fanning will frolic through Robert Pattinson’s cloud of sparklies – Socialite Life

They better leave “Ben” alone – SOW

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