Brit Brit’s Pussy Is Hanging Out

March 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Her words not mine! Brit Brit took her ho mime show to Tampa, FL last night and while she was offstage changing into one of her day-shift stripper outfits, she was heard saying, “MAH PUSSY IS HANGING OUT!” This is what a bunch of whores e-mailed to me. I guess the awesome amazing sound guy kind of forgot to turn her mic off. And I guess bitch needs her mic on to say shit like, “Haaaaaay (insert city name here)! I love y’all!”, because it’s not like she uses it to sing stuff live.

If Brit Brit’s pussay was hanging out during her show, I’d hate to know how many poor innocent victims it ate up. It’s kind of known that her vagina is about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth. And she shouldn’t worry about her chocha flapping around, because EVERYONE has seen it. We’re all old friends with her pussay. We have iced tea and biscuits every Sunday.

This just confirms that no amount of Lexapro can keep a hillbilly from talking about her smilin’ snatch. I just hope that if I get to see her ass in New Jersey this weekend, the amazing sound dude will “forget” to turn her mic off again, so she can say shit like, “Mah ass lips is a throbbin’!”

Go on, Brit, keep that pussy out for Chester Cheetah!

Tags: Britney Spears

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