Let This Be A Lesson

March 8, 2009 / Posted by:

Emma Watson from those Hairy Potter movies left Bungalow 8 in London the other night with “Be Emma” written on her chest. This is the kind of shit that happens when you pass out drunk and your friends think it will be really cute to graffiti your ass. That’s why when you’re about to fall into a booze coma, try your best to hide every pen, Sharpie, eyeliner or anything else they can use to write on your ass. Shit, I’d hide any dude dog you have in the house too, because those hos can use his lipstick. It’s true! Bitches are cruel when the Boone’s Farm is flowing. I’ve been a victim before.

Actually, Emma could have done this shit to herself while sober. She’s a teenager in the age of texting, IMing, e-mailing, Twittering, flittering, blah…blah..blah. She probably just discovered all the fun things you can do with pens.

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