These Two Bitches Are Both Single Again

March 7, 2009 / Posted by:

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have decided to stop sucking on each other’s genitals, because their shit is done. That’s what UsWeekly claims anyway. A source said that the on-and-off hobags are off again.

The source said, “Sarah initiated the split this time. He’s bummed. He’s really blue — very down. Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

The two started dating about six years ago, they broke up last July and got back together a few months later.

Celebwhores are just like us! They get into huge fights and then say shit like, “It’s over! The next time I see your fugly ass face, I hope it’s your funeral! I’ll be the one fluttering around like the funeral fairy while singing an a capella version of Celebration.” Then a few hours later, they’re sucking on his peen in between discussing the names of their future babehs. You know how it is.

I’m sure that by the time I hit “publish,” Sarah will be motorboating Jimmy’s voluptuous tittays again.

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