That Explains It All

March 7, 2009 / Posted by:

File this under: So easy even a child can play! Seriously, Sienna Miller said she was kicked in the face by a horse. This should be a board game the whole family can play together! Your key words are: Sienna Miller, vagina (the two go hand in hand), horse, kick and face. The jokes are just lying down, waiting for you to pick ’em up.

Anythisbitchtriedtoblowthehorse, Sienna was on the Tonight Show and told the story to Jay Leno. Sienna said, “I’ve had some accidents. I got kicked in the face by a horse. Only I would be kicked in the face by a horse. People always think it’s lipstick, especially make-up artists. Maybe they’ve covered it up. I’m hoping you can’t see it. Make-up artists come and try and rub it off and there’s always an awkward moment.”

Whore, please. They don’t think it’s lipstick. They think it’s a rogue Dirty Sanchez stain. You know, Sienna showed the scar, but I held up a magnifying glass to it and didn’t see shit!

Can we get a rematch between Sienna and the world’s favorite horsey? If the horsey isn’t with us anymore, Pony Parker can fill in. Bitch has got some new hooves she can’t wait to try them out.


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