Wino Charged With Whooping A Trick

March 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Last September, Amy Wino punched Sherene Flash in the face after the bitch asked for a picture with her. Sherene obviously isn’t fluent in crackie. A bust to the face means “no” in the language of crackhead. Well, Sherene’s whiny ass called the police and now Wino has been charged with assault. Wino will have to face a judge later this month. The judge better show up in a Hazmat-made body of armor. The Wino is a champion spitter and those loogies burn!

This has to be some sort of fucked up mistake. The Wino is above the law. Sherene Flash is the skank who should be charged with being a dumb bitch. First of all, having the name Sherene Flash is illegal, unless you’re a graveyard-shift webcam girl with a comic book obsession. Second of all, Sherene asked for it by making eye contact with Wino! These moronic whores keep making that mistake. One of the rules of life is that when the Wino is in your midst, bury all your crack rocks in the dirt and then don’t make any sudden moves.

Wino didn’t let a little thing called “getting charged with a crime” fuck with her boozing. Last night, she celebrated by getting absolutely obliterated. Even her crackhive looks tanked. The Daily Mail says that at an even at Selfridges last night, Wino smashed drinks on the floor and could barely speak. Then some idiotic motherfucker actually asked her for a picture! They got off lucky because Wino just snarled at them.

Here’s some pictures of Wino being Wino last night with Nick Grimshaw. Something tells me Nick probably wasn’t happy this morning when he woke up with a bad case of meth crotch.

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