Until April

March 6, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Chris Brown put on his pimp best yesterday to face a judge and answer to the two felony charges against him. Instead of entering a plea, his lawyer ho asked the court to postponement that shit until April 6th. The judge agreed, but told Chris, “Mr. Brown, you are not to annoy, harass, molest, threaten or use force or violence against anyone.” That basically means that Chris needs to stay in his room, lock the door, sit in the corner and keep his mouth shut. Bitch didn’t listen because he went out boozing last night.

It’s not known why he wanted to extend his arraignment, but he could be looking to make a plea deal so it doesn’t go to trial.

RiRi was not in court yesterday, but her lawyer was and told the judge she doesn’t want an act of protection. When the judge asked why, her lawyer said, “She did not feel a stay-away order was necessary.”

Not only does she need an order of protection, but homegirl also needs an order of WAKE THE FUCK UP and a piping hot order of therapy. Oh and she also needs an order of ENOUGH the movie. It’s JLo’s finest work. RiRi needs a Jupiter in her life.

Tags: Brawls, Chris Brown, Mariah Carey, Mario Lopez, Rihanna

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