Captain Asshole reporting for duty! THIS BITCH! I swear, I can no longer say Posh Beckham doesn’t do shit, because while I’m sleeping the drunk off, this ho is down in her fashion dungeon painstakingly trying to match her grays. If only bitch would put this much effort into eating!
But seriously, this shit so hilarious that it’s all kinds of right. I want to ride first-class on her plane to the land of ridiculous! How in Zack Mayo hell is Posh keeping a straight-face while wearing this fuckery? Please tell me that she changes into a Snuggie when she gets on the plane.