Sleeping Beauty

March 6, 2009 / Posted by:

I’m talking about oh-so-purdy Zac Efron, not that Vanessa Hudgens skank. I mean, she’s not sleeeeeeeping and she’s the one who’s supposed to be Sleeping Beauty!

This is some shit shot by Annie Liebovitz for Disney featuring two of their hardest-working prostitutes as Prince Philip and Princess Aurora. Why does Zac look like he’s jizzing in his pants from smelling her make-up. That’s because he probably is. Zac totally slaps his peen while painting his no-no lips with a concealer stick.

Was it necessary to make Zac look like he just walked out of a make-up challenge on Ru Paul’s Drag Race. How many MAC counters are sitting on his face? There’s enough paint on his precious mug to keep Xtina’s bronzer closet fully stocked for the next ten years.


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