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March 6, 2009 / Posted by:

Things they torture you with in Hell: A video of Tori Spelling doing “The Potty Dance” with Rachael RayI’m Not Obsessed

And another torture device used by SatanSocialite Life

Jennifer Aniston says she’s totally over Brad. She went on to say, “But he’s not over me, okay. In my heart of hearts, I know he still loves me. My cat friends tell me so. He always will. He does. Right? Does he ask about me? Tell me he’s not over meeeeee!” – Celebitchy

Parasite Hilton’s feet should play the title role – Coming Soon

Don’t ever make out with Tracy Davies Scandalist

Michelle Obama should have been carried into every inaugural ball on this chair and in that dress – Buzzfeed

YouTube commenters are the new Siskel & Ebert Best Week Ever

A Seinfeld reunion! But I’m more interested in seeing Jerry reunite with his ruffled shirt – ICYDK

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