A Public Service Announcement From Chicken Cutlets

March 6, 2009 / Posted by:

On this very special episode of Wise Words from PP, the “Hot Babe of the Millennium” has a message for RiRi. PP is not only an international supermodel, silver screen star, premiere seat-filler and head decorator, but she’s also a spokesperson for domestic abuse.

Just like RiRi, PP was a victim of getting her ass beat down by a dude and she has some advice to share. A true inspiration to us all.

If the chicken beater didn’t die two years, I would’ve been screaming for Pamela Anderson and PETA, because poultry abuse is not okay! Lick a cutlet, don’t beat one!

I’m going to expect that her new reality show touches on serious subject matters like this in between scenes featuring PP posing with inanimate objects.

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