They Paid Too Much

March 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Having the hair of an Afghan Hound isn’t cheap. The Daily Mail says that during a recent press tour for that dead dog movie in Europe, Jennifer Aniston (or Fox) paid a total of £40,000 to keep her mop looking like this.

Jenny insisted that her hair bitch, Chris McMillan, come with her to England, so he was flown first-class from Los Angeles. Chris was put up in the finest hotels for the entire week and charged nearly £1,500 a day just to tossle her hair a bit. It’s not known whether Fox or Jenny paid the £40,000 total.

Please, Jenny didn’t take one penny out of her pocket to pay for that mess. Fox paid for that shit, but Jenny is a dumb whore. She should have told Fox just to give her the cash and then used it to buy one of OctoMommy’s babehs! Since St. Angie is reportedly “creeped out” by OctoCrazy, that would have made her bite her roidy lips off in anger.

Seriously, if it takes that much coin to make her hair look like that, bitch is being overcharged. And IN THIS ECONOMY!

She can do that mess herself in one hot second. All she has to do is wake up, have her usual morning cry, wipe her lonely tears off with her hair and VOILA! There you fucking go.

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