The Powerful Saint Angie Needs A Double?

March 5, 2009 / Posted by:

Her double might be Tonya Harding. I’d have to see her bangs to know for sure. But why does Saint Angie need a double? The double is obviously not for the movie, because Angie can do it all. The double is probably used to keep the Brangaloonies off her ass. They put a halo on the double and sprinkle some holy water over her ass. The Brangaloonies are easy to fool.

Saint Angie Jo is in DC filming that Salt movie with her double at Liev Schreiber. I hope we get an Eggs movie next year to complete the Scrambled Eggs trilogy along with Salt and Milk.

The scene they shot involved Saint Angie running around all over the place. They got her to run so much, because the director would yell “There’s an orphan over there!” and she would automatically bust her ass to where he pointed. Fooled!

And while Jennifer Aniston pays ten trillion dollars to get her hair done, Angie just has to touch the top of her head while thinking of Tanya Roberts and it magically turns blonde.

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